With all that’s happening on the internet... I thought I’d post this funny poem!
As I started yawning I said
"Hey love, it’s time for bed"
"You go ahead" he answered
"I’ll surf the net instead"
"You sure love that computer"
Concern rose in my voice
"But why would you go surfing?
You have another choice"
"I’ll only be a minute
I’ve got some work to do
But you know I would rather
Just climb in bed with you"
So off to bed I went
And all alone to sleep
While he started surfing"
And the surf was getting deep
Much later I awakened
The blanket seemed so hot
I felt the space beside me
And wondered where he was?
"I wonder what he’s doing
I’m getting up to see
He’s surely out there dozing
I’ll tiptoe quietly"
The keyboard it was silent
The screen though" flickered bright
What was it he was doing
In the middle of the night?
I crept right up behind him
Then peeked around to see
And on the screen before me
As naked as can be
Were two young lovely women
Endowed in every way
One was named Miss April
The other was Miss May
"So love, what are you watching? "
The screen went blank just then
"Ah- nothing really honey
Just news from CNN"
"Oh CNN my eyeball
Those girls had nothing on"
He said "Oh yes I saw them
Their clothing was all gone"
"And that fact did concern me
It made me wonder when
They started going topless
On good old CNN"
"Why I’ll just call the network
And make a big complaint"
"Don’t bother" I muttered
"Cause foolin' me you ain't"
"Those girls were Playboy Bunnies
They’re different from their peers
Aside from wearing nothing
They had on floppy ears"
"Was that the Playboy website?"
He said convincingly
"Those girls are always naked?
That’s what you’re telling me?"
I raised my hand for silence
He knew that he was caught
And further explanation
Would only get me mad
He stood there feeling foolish
Uncertain of his fate
But I just whispered to him
"Let’s go, it’s getting late"
"Just come to bed now"
But know that in this house
If you surf the Playboy website
You just might lose your mouse"
:-)