With all that’s happening on the internet... I thought I’d post this funny poem!

As I started yawning I said

"Hey love, it’s time for bed"

"You go ahead" he answered

"I’ll surf the net instead"

"You sure love that computer"

Concern rose in my voice

"But why would you go surfing?

You have another choice"

"I’ll only be a minute

I’ve got some work to do

But you know I would rather

Just climb in bed with you"

So off to bed I went

And all alone to sleep

While he started surfing"

And the surf was getting deep

Much later I awakened

The blanket seemed so hot

I felt the space beside me

And wondered where he was?

"I wonder what he’s doing

I’m getting up to see

He’s surely out there dozing

I’ll tiptoe quietly"

The keyboard it was silent

The screen though" flickered bright

What was it he was doing

In the middle of the night?

I crept right up behind him

Then peeked around to see

And on the screen before me

As naked as can be

Were two young lovely women

Endowed in every way

One was named Miss April

The other was Miss May

"So love, what are you watching? "

The screen went blank just then

"Ah- nothing really honey

Just news from CNN"

"Oh CNN my eyeball

Those girls had nothing on"

He said "Oh yes I saw them

Their clothing was all gone"

"And that fact did concern me

It made me wonder when

They started going topless

On good old CNN"

"Why I’ll just call the network

And make a big complaint"

"Don’t bother" I muttered

"Cause foolin' me you ain't"

"Those girls were Playboy Bunnies

They’re different from their peers

Aside from wearing nothing

They had on floppy ears"

"Was that the Playboy website?"

He said convincingly

"Those girls are always naked?

That’s what you’re telling me?"

I raised my hand for silence

He knew that he was caught

And further explanation

Would only get me mad

He stood there feeling foolish

Uncertain of his fate

But I just whispered to him

"Let’s go, it’s getting late"

"Just come to bed now"

But know that in this house

If you surf the Playboy website

You just might lose your mouse"

:-)